In honor of Valentine's Day, I start out with this poem from Ernest Hemingway.
If my Valentine you will not be, I will hang myself from your Christmas tree. (Seriously, he wrote this to his wife... go figure.)
Interested Participant is first up, It's not news that New York has hookers and sometimes they are arrested. So the post wasn't necessary. Torch it (Prostitution Ring Busted)
King of the Fools is next with his post titled "Talk Therapy". He says, "I thought this post on clinically insane people having their own radio station might get some response from the bloggers who are also radio hosts, like Hugh Hewitt or some of the Northern Radio Allicance. Alas, it must have hit too close to home."
Brian J. Noogle has submitted a free dog name to the public domain, but sadly it has not caught on. (I may consider renaming one of my cats though).
Multiple Mentality is up with Items of Interest #13. He does these linkfests every couple days and gets snarky about publishing companies and unbroken Guinness (at first I thought he was talking about the beer, but then I realized he wasn't) records.
Opinionated Bastard's contribution is his rant in Real Women Have Hips on how women's fashion has nothing to do with men.
Right Wing Nut House writes in with a "Made for Blogging can't miss topic" post in
“DROOPY DRAWERS” IS NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER. (Reminds me of some comedian I can't think of that says "Pull your pants up and get a job).
Centerpiece with Pot Calls Kettle Black was having a pretty slow news day he puts an arrow in a rotting carcass like the LAT.
The Jawa Report writes in on White Trash Wednesday: Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con edition
Single Southern Guy thinks his entry Beaching Hemi might not qualify as it was "written" by my yellow labrador, Hemi(ngway). I say it's close enough for government work.
Conservative Cat sends in Oppurtunity. "This post really required some explanation, but I'd only had 15 naps on that particular day and was too tired to do the research." Here's hoping you get in a few more naps this week. :)
El Capital writes in with Ritualistic Self-Abuse. "Just more information about me than the blogosphere really needed to know...". He buddy, we're concerned about your intestinal well being, lay off the Colon Gnomes. ;)
Mad Anthony writes in on why he hates Valentine's Day thus revealing himself as a single pathetic loser. Don't worry Anthony, I know plenty of married pathetic losers.
MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy writes in with Amusing. Why is it amusing, because she says the blogosphere has been boring the last few days.
Spirit Fingers writes in with Bambi with love on learning how to achieve oneness with Bambi. At first I thought this was about me, but apparently it was about an entirely different Bambi. (No, I'm not related to Bambi Bembenek).
Dodgeblogium writes in with What's Going on?. The G.o.D. gets odder and odder...
Technogypsy writes on free speech on campus in Texas. He says "My excuse is I'm a chemist and didn't take no english writing class. Y'all should be happy I figured out that letters can be used in words too."
The American Mind writes in with No Miller Super Bowl Ads?. Apparently he got some bad reporting.
Basil writes in with I'm Looking out for You!. He says "I thought I was being funny. I find I'm not funny when I'm trying to be funny. And when people think I'm funny, I'm not trying to be funny. Life is
funny, isn't it?". The signal to funny ratio is quite low here. :)
Last, but not least Quite Early One Morning sends in Mystery Girls, it isn't his worst post, but it's pure vanity and thus perfect to wrap up this weeks Bonfire of the Vanities.
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Upcoming Bonfire Stops
Week 86 (Feb. 22) - This Blog Is Full Of Crap - http://isfullofcrap.com/
Week 87 (Mar. 1) - The Zero Boss - http://www.thezeroboss.com
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